Happy Birthday Daddy!

April 26th. 2006


Today is Daddy's birthday. And Noah loves his Daddy.

Noah Christopher Hyatt

Name: Noah Christopher Hyatt
Born: February 17, 2006 at 12:25am
Weight: 8 pounds 12 ounces
Length: 20 ¼ inches
Nicknames: Sunny Sunshine; CUTIE PA-TOOTIE

BABY TOO CUTE; KILLS WHOLE FAMILY


Noah Hyatt, known to authorities as the “Cutie Pa-tootie” killer, was born at St. Jude’s Hospital to loving parents Tom and Laura Hyatt. Upon taking one look at him, his exceptional cuteness was more than the young couple could stand. Tom suffered a massive cardiac arrest while attempting to hold the baby. Witnesses said he looked down at the exceptionally good looking baby boy, 2, (minutes), grabbed his chest while mumbling, “So cute”. He was pronounced dead on the spot. Laura pinched his cheeks, squealed and then fell into a coma and later died when her heart burst. All told, sixteen visiting family members have stopped by to make googly eyes and give zerberts, unaware of the risks. Two sets of Grandparents, three Uncles, two Aunts, and an untold number of cousins have fallen victim to the madness that is “cutie”. Asked for comment Noah just gurgled, flashed his baby blue eyes and pouted out his chubby cheeks. The funeral for the interviewer will be held on Tuesday.

Baby Noah Facts

Likes: Boobs (Momma's in particular); The Beatles; Shushing sounds; The Colbert Report; diaper changes with heater; LOST; singing, sleeping all night.
Bathtime with Dad; Morning Play Time.
Dislikes: Diaper change without heater; being naked; his hat sliding over his face; gas pains; WILL and GRACE; diaper rashes; The Witching Hour;
Favorite Songs:
"Noah loves his Daddy"(a song I made up) Mozart for Babies; Oh My Love; John Lennon.

Favorite books: What a Wonderful World; Hand, Hand, Fingers, Thumb;


FAVORITE THINGS TO DO: 1) Sleep 2) Eat 3) Poop 4) Homicide